wrists:

I never wanted to be the kind of girl who loves her mother, but doesn’t like her. But I am, and I don’t.

godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

rnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me